Super Bowl = Super Betty

Why even discuss the game at all, when clearly the best part of the day was this commercial starring the fantastic Betty White. Pretty spry for 88...

A Remake of a Remake of a Remake of a...

Everyone is in a tizzy over this new Alice in Wonderland Movie starring Johnny Depp. (Doesn't it seem like he's already made this movie ten times?). I'll probably see the new one, though I doubt it'll compare to the 1985 made-for-TV movie that was chock full of stars, including this rather odd scene with Carol Channing...

Six Pack #31 - Guest Sandra Bernhard

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Wow, Just Wow

This bumbling, stammering, fumbling man is the VICE PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA.

Enjoy...

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The Three Ch's: China, Child and Chain

Why is this 2 year old boy chained to a pole? I'd explain, but you should probably just click here for the full explanation.

I'm pretty sure this kid will run a bondage club in Shanghai in about 20 years...

"The Only Thing We Have to Fear..."

...Is Fear Itself."

FDR said that in his inauguration speech while talking about the depression and how we could turn the economy around almost 80 years ago.

Today, though, I use it to describe another amazing change that is about to happen. Over the next few days there are gonna be changes here in Rubinville, culminated in a big change in about a week or so. Those of you who have been with me since the beginning have seen many makeovers over the years, and it is once again time for a little urban renewal. Some of the changes will happen piece by piece so may or may not notice them, and then suddenly, without warning, this place will have the full-makeover. Think of it as like when Oprah brings out an ugly woman and changes her into a slightly less-ugly woman.

Wait, wait, that's not to say that Rubinville is or ever was ugly, that was more a comment on the Oprah makeover shows.

The point is, don't fear the changes, and especially don't fear that all the comments seem to be down at the moment, they are coming back, I promise.

Plus, why fear things that go on around here? Rubinville is a designated "no fear zone."

The Mask and The Jedi: A Love Story

Jim Carrey and Ewan McGregor are going gay in their next movie. Not sure what to make of it from the trailer, but take a look for yourself...

Sandra Burnhard's the Crowd

We interviewed the fabulous Sandra Bernhard for The Six Pack this week. It should be up in a day or two, but in the meantime, check out this fantastic clip of Sandra telling a crowd what she thinks of their lack of energy...